By Simon Price
from Melody Maker, 1994

After years of hoping it would turn up online somewhere, I've finally managed to track down my (in some circles) legendary 'Rebellious Jukebox' interview with Gary Numan by buying the relevant copy of Melody Maker on eBay. (June 11 1994, Therapy?/Henry Rollins cover, in case anyone else wants to track it down.)

Rebellious Jukebox was a regular section in Melody Maker magazine where a star had to choose 12 of their favourite songs, and explain why they chose them and what special personal meaning they have. I was sent to do the Gary Numan one, in the lobby of a posh private hotel in central London. (The loud buzzer noise was another guest wanting to be let in.) He was, and I'm sure still is, a really lovely bloke.

Reading it again after all these years had me weeping with laughter and happiness. I'd always remembered the Kenny Everett show and the Japan trip (and the fart gag), but the rest of it is so rich with pathos and poignancy too. He was touchingly, disarmingly happy to open up and tell me stories which he didn't come out of sounding very cool at all (to say the least). I can never decide whether it's a genuine absence of self-awareness that's being shown here, or a complete couldn't-care-less-what-anyone-thinks attitude. Maybe both. In any case, I'll always love Gary Numan for giving me one of the high points of my journalistic career.

I've typed it up in full. Feel free to copy and paste anywhere you like. (The one thing I would ask is that you credit me as the author: 'Simon Price', and that you include the terms 'Melody Maker' and 'Rebellious Jukebox' so it's easily Google-able.) I want to share this with the world. It's been lost for too long.

Read on, and enjoy...

Simon Price

Lucy: Your band have been quite quiet for the last few months. Are you looking forward to playing gigs again?
Katie Jane Garside: I think I give very obtuse ans


GARY NUMAN - the Aphex Twin of 1979 and the man who invented techno pop (allegedly) - talks about the records he plays here, in his car

1. THE MONKEES: "I'm A Believer"
"WE had a group, me and my friends, The Monkee Juniors. We used to go round people's houses for money. Two and six a time. We used a chair leg as a microphone. I had the bobble hat, and I had the same birthday as Mickey Dolenz. That made me a bit of a hero in my street. That's how I got started."

2. T. REX: "Telegram Sam"
"THE first pop star I saw where I understood the lifestyle, the money, the excitement, what it meant. From then on, I spent my whole life wanting to be a rock star. I went to see Born To Boogie a dozen times. There's a bit where Bolan's playing this outrageous guitar, and then this dwarf comes along and eats an amp which is made out of chocolate. Brilliant!"

3. DAVID BOWIE: "Jean Genie"
"THE thing I admired about Bowie, like a lot of stars from that period, was that he was larger than life. I'd have been scared shitless to meet him. What do you say? The man's from outer space! Later, I actually met him, but we didn't get on. Which is a great disappointment. I did a show for Kenny Everett years ago, and Bowie was on the same show. I was there, Geldof was there, it was a bit of a fan club convention, all watching. And Bowie spotted me, stopped everything, and made the guards come and throw me out. I was gutted. I mean, what was I to him? Just some little upstart who'd popped up with a quirky record. Fucking wanker."

4. QUEEN: "Seven Seas Of Rhye"
"I ONCE went to Japan, supposedly with the band Japan, to do some guest slots. It was a loose arrangement. Then I read that they were already in Tokyo! I thought we were mates, especially Mick Karn. So I flew to Tokyo to find them. To cut a long story short, they shot off in a car, and I had to get a cab to chase them. So I got this bullet train on my own to Osaka. I sat there waiting to be called on for the sound check, but the stadium starts filling up, and no-one calls me. Slimy little gits. So I'm in Tokyo, on my tod, with nothing to do, and I see this poster: Queen in concert. So I buy a ticket, and Roger Taylor recognises me in the crowd, and takes me backstage. They looked after me like a little lost lamb. I didn't like sushi, so Freddie said 'Don't worry, luvvie!' and sent a limo for some McDonald's."

5. ULTRAVOX: "Slow Motion"
"I WENT into a really cheap studio in 1977, and found a mini-Moog someone had left behind, hooked up to a bass amp. I'd never seen a synth before. So I started playing, and I thought 'Monster! More power than 10 heavy metal guitars!' I tried to find out if anyone else was doing electronic music, and I found two records: Kraftwerk, and Ultravox's Systems Of Romance album. Suddenly, everything started to explode, and luckily I became the focal point. The Musicians' Union tried to ban me, and ban synthesizers, which is a bit like trying to stop a bulldozer with your hand. Then came The Human League, OMD, and Depeche Mode - who I tried to sign, but they'd already signed to Mute. Bummer! Every time I see them, my pocket weeps at the lack of money. But I'm having a great time selling all my old synthesizers. People are lapping 'em up. They don't know why I got rid of 'em in the first place! I think I'm more comfortable with guitars these days... but maybe I'm talking out of my arse. I've just done the soundtrack for an advert for a French range of make-up called The Original Sin. I'm doing it for free so that maybe I'll get a few more offers."

6. OMD: "Messages"
"THAT record reminds me of the time I became famous. They supported me on my first tour. I used to hear it when I was in the dressing room, with my mum putting my white and blue make-up on me. You know this Take That-mania? It was like that. People jumping from balconies onto the PA, people stowing away in the boot of the coach, every bizarre offer you could imagine... At one show, people were climbing 80 feet up the side of the theatre to get in! Fucking hell! No-one's that good. I sure as fuck wasn't!" (Loud buzzer goes off in background. Numan waves hands between legs, as though he's farted.)

7. ROBERT PALMER: "Addicted To Love"
"HE used to do 'Cars' and 'Me, I Disconnect From You' in his live set. There's nothing guaranteed to make you more proud than someone else covering your song. We've co-written a few songs. On the sleeve of his Greatest Hits, he says that I'm painfully shy. And I am!"

Pic Steve Bateman - more here

8. PRINCE: "Sign O' The Times"
"I WAS told that Prince used to do 'Cars' in his soundcheck, too. Yeah! And Chic, they did, too. Prince is the sort of bloke who sucks in like a sponge what's going on around him. What about 'Cream'? That's 'Get It On', isn't it? Have you noticed, everyone's slagging off Michael Jackson for turning white, but have you ever seen any early pictures of Prince? Now that was a very black man. These days he's a white man, with a laughably small beard. I really admire anyone who puts on a real spectacular show, without charging £250 a ticket like Barbra Streisand."

9. JANET JACKSON: "Miss You Much"
"IT'S got a real attitude. The drum arrangements are exceptional. When I was going through a funky period, this really helped me. She's gone really sappy now."

10. JESUS JONES: "The Devil You Know"
"THEY get a bad press? Hmm, I finally understand rock critics, actually, because I've been writing for Pilot magazine. I don't care if they call me a fat ugly bastard. It was when they said my mum and dad should've been doctored so as not to give birth to me - that's going too far. My mum is the loveliest person you could ever hope to meet. It's not like I've raped somebody. If they're jealous, say it: 'He's a cunt, but I would like his car, his house and probably his girlfriend.' D'you know, Elvis Costello's manager hit the man who signed me, for signing me?! Now, that is very unnecessary. Like you're so great, Elvis."

11. THE SISTERS OF MERCY: "Vision Thing"
"THIS totally fired my interest in hard, heavy guitars again. I might not look like it today - these are my smart clothes. The Sisters are well cool. But did you find they have so much smoke you can't see the show? I said to my girlfriend, 'I'm a bit fucked with this, I can't see anything.' And this fan behind me says 'That's their way', a bit threatening. I was, 'Sorry, fair enough!'"

12. DEPECHE MODE: "Never Let Me Down Again"
"OVER the years, they've got harder. They look like they've been through some shit. Nothing against Take That, etc, but it's all become a bit safe. Pop stars should do things... drink, be scary, have attitude. What? No, I didn't nearly die in a plane crash! I hit a tree. But if a jumbo crashed and I was on board, the press would say it was my fault. The price of fame."

Pic Steve Bateman - more here

© Simon Price, 1994/2009

wers to questions...It's never about looking forward to it. Actually maybe I should change the
script, maybe we are looeir musicm the 3rd album?